A couple months ago I posted about a couple of guys that I met during the summer...Josh and Will.
In that post I mentioned that we liked to Haduken! and Tiger Uppercut things. Here is the conclusion to those statements...
During dinner one night, my friend Amy asked our friend Laura to "make that Asian sound you always make". So in a voice that no girl should be able to make, she yells out "HADUKEN!" and thrusts her hands forward simulating the motion made to shoot a fire ball out of ones hands. Immediately, all the guys at the table are time machined back to fifth grade and the countless hours of playing Street Fighter. This led us to discussing other important moves like "Tiger Uppercut" and Chun Li's famous sound off, "Yatai".
As we spent more time together and as the conversation turned from reality to fantasy (as it often does with boys) we began to discuss the sweetness of possessing the power to Haduken! and Tiger Uppercut things. So, after much anticipation, I offer you our lists of things that we'd like to Haduken! or Tiger Uppercut...
Josh would like to Haduken:
one: 4th grade
two: republicans
three: democrats
four: first dates
five: florida
six: whoever it was that took my two dads off the air
seven: second dates
eight: eye crusties
nine: dating in general
ten: nickelback....because we get it that you're really really upset about a girl leaving you
Willie owen would like to Tiger Uppercut:
one: the feeling you get when you wake up from sleeping really well and you realize you are late for something important
two: medium sized fast-moving spiders
three: sunburns
four: the way i act around girls
five: the way i don't act around girls
six: little bobby from elmington way
I would like to HADUKEN!:
one: potholes
two: the oil that gathers on top of the peanut butter if you don't use it frequently enough
three: being single and 28
four: PCs
five: christian t-shirts (especially the lord's gym)
six: junk email
seven: wet socks
5 comments:
Hi, we haven't met but I was parousing around the Syvertsen's site (I'm a friend of theirs from Prague) and found your link. Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
um, I meant "perusing." :-)
Being single at 28!!! HA!! Try 32!
single at 32!!! HA!! try 176!
what happens when you accidently tiger uppercut something in your sleep? like your friends' new couch? is that bad?
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